I should be upset that the Twins got thoroughly embarrassed by a bitter division rival, especially one as inept as the 2011 White Sox, but I just can't muster any emotion other than apathy. The Twins absolutely deserved to lose every one of these games. They played like crap; with the exception of Carl Pavano, they pitched like crap; and they couldn't hit worth crap. They allowed 18 runs to a team with a .308 wOBA. The Red Sox are coming to town tomorrow night for a three-game series. They have a .354 wOBA, the best in the American League. Oh boy, I can't wait.
Not baseball-related, but because this season has been so dismal and we could all use a laugh, I present "I'm a Stupid Cat": a silly song featuring an adorable kitty and the liberal use of naughty words. It's put out by the same guy who did the Cleveland Tourism videos, and it is hilarious. He forgot to add "I'm gonna meow for 20 minutes straight at 3 am for no goddam reason" and "I'm going to sink my teeth into your ankle while you are holding a cup of scalding hot coffee", but otherwise it is spot-on. Please to enjoy:
