It's Been Fun

Today is this blog's third anniversary, and so it seems appropriate to announce that I won't be posting new content anymore.  I started this blog when I was unemployed and had little else to do than bitch spend hours analyzing my favorite baseball team. It was a lot of fun, and I got the opportunity to discuss the team and the sport I love with some pretty awesome fans I probably would not have met otherwise.  However, I no longer have the time to really put much effort into my posts, and frankly I haven't been very happy with the quality of work I've produced as of late.

Moreover, blogging just isn't much fun for me anymore.  It feels more like a job that I don't get paid for, and I think my work has begun to reflect that.  The internet is littered with bad blogs; I don't want this one to be one of them.  When your posts are all basically "I don't have time to cover this, but here is my lazily researched, snarky commentary", then  it is time to hang it up.

I will leave the blog up for, well, as long as I feel like leaving it up.  Maybe someday I will have both the time and the inclination to write again, and I will be back.  But for now, this is pretty much it.  Also, I am going to turn off the comments in a week.  As much as I enjoy interacting with readers, I don't have time to moderate comments and I don't want spammers hijacking the comments section.

Joe Nathan Is a Texas Ranger

I won't get to use this image anymore

For $7 million a year over the next two years.  I wish Twitchy the best, but geez, if you are going to spend that much on a reliever, you should have at least some assurance that he will be healthy.  Of course, the Rangers inked a tv deal worth $3 billion not too long ago, so I guess they can afford to take a $14.5 million flier on a 37 year-old with Tommy John surgery in his recent past.  It sounds like Nathan pounced on the Rangers' deal right away, and I don't blame him.  The closer market is pretty crowded this year, with Francisco Rodriguez, Jonathon Broxton, and Heath Bell still looking for work.  All these guys are younger and arguably better than Nathan at this point in his career, so it's unlikely he would have found a better deal elsewhere.  It is going to be really weird seeing him in anything other than a Twins uniform, though. 

As for the Twins, their bullpen was going to be a mess whether they re-signed Nathan or not.  The Twins had one of the worst bullpens in the league last year, with a 4.51 ERA, 4.43 FIP, and 3.79 K/BB ratio.  Glen Perkins was the best of a sorry lot, though Nathan picked it up towards the end of the season and finished with a 2.74 FIP in September and October.  With so many holes to fill, it wouldn't have been prudent for the Twins to plunk down $7 million a season on one reliever.  Of course, the down side is that this makes it much more likely the Twins will re-sign Matt Capps, who probably won't cost much given his horrible performance in 2011.  Huzzah.

One of These Things is Not Like the Others

The NHL standings are, um, interesting:

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Yes, that is your Minnesota Wild.  In first place.  In the entire league.  As you can see, this is almost entirely due to their surprisingly strong defense and the fantastic goaltending they have gotten out of Niklas Backstrom (1.92 GAA) and Josh Harding (1.79 GAA).  GM Chuck Fletcher spent the offseason shoring up the offense, which has typically been one of the team's biggest weaknesses, but his efforts have yet to bear fruit.  Matt Cullen is leading the team with 8 goals and 11 points in 20 games.  Unless guys like Dany Heatley and Devin Setoguchi start doing more of this:



And this:



They won't be on top for very long.

No Way

In a surprising move, the Twins have announced that Terry Ryan will take over as interim general manager in place of Bill Smith.


The move is effective immediately.

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I have to go to work right now, so I'll have more thoughts on this later, but holy crap.  This is a move that was a long time in coming, I just didn't expect the Twins to actually make it.

On Cuddyer and the Offseason

Philadelphia is apparently very interested in signing Michael Cuddyer.  This move actually makes a lot of sense for them, though they already have a lot of pricey contracts to aging players on the books. Ryan Howard may miss opening day after having surgery to repair a ruptured Achilles tendon, and Raul Ibanez will likely depart as a free agent, so Cuddles could fill a couple of major holes.  I am actually pretty conflicted about this.  On the one hand, I do think the Twins would be better off in the long run if Cuddyer signed elsewhere.  Cuddles is on the wrong side of 30, he's been hurt frequently over the course of his career, and the farm system is flush with talented outfield prospects.  Signing him to a multi-year deal would be a huge risk, and the likelihood that he would be worth the $10+ million per season that he will probably command is pretty low.   The Twins do have money to spend, especially since they declined to pick up Joe Nathan's $12.5 million option, but they also have huge financial commitments to major health question marks in Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau through 2018; they don't have the flexibility to absorb any more bad contracts.

On the other hand, I happen to like Cuddyer a lot.  Oh, I don't enjoy watching catchable fly balls drop in front of him, or watching him whiff on a breaking pitch four feet out of the strike zone with two outs and runners in scoring position, but come on, who doesn't love card tricks?



Not to mention this smile:

I am a sucker for dimples.  Stupid girl crush aside however, Cuddyer is probably the best free agent outfielder available on the market this year, considering Carlos Beltran is a little older and has the knees of an 85 year-old man.  It isn't as though the Twins have an abundance of great good competent mediocre right-handed hitters, either.  As you can see, the 2011 Twins may have had the worst offense in franchise history:

The AL Cy Young award winner won't be announced for another week or so, but it will likely be one of C.C. Sabathia, Justin Verlander, or Dan Haren (among others, there were many fantastic pitching performances this year).  Verlander is easily the favorite (provided he isn't named the MVP); he did win 24 games (I know, I know, but the voters think wins are pretty) and he has the edge in both innings pitched (251 compared to 237.1 and 238.1 for Sabathia and Haren, respectively) and strikeouts (250, 20 more than the second place C.C.).  Oh, and he pitched a no-hitter, too.  Verlander held opponents to a .192/.242/.313/.555 slash line; opponents batted .236/.265/.364/.630 against Haren and .255/.305/.361/.666 against Sabathia.  The Twins as a team batted .247/.306/.360/.666.  It was a running joke in the Picked Off At First household that every opposing pitcher looked like a Cy Young winner against the Twins; it turns out that wasn't far from the truth.   

The best hitters on the 2011 Twins were Jim Thome (127 OPS+), Cuddyer (121), Jason Kubel (111), and, yes, noted pansy Joe Mauer (103).  Not only were these the best hitters in the lineup, they were the only regulars to post an OPS+ above 100 (though Span certainly would have been the fifth, if he hadn't gotten hurt towards the end of the season).   Thome has already signed with Philly, Cuddles might join him, and the odds are pretty good that Kubel won't be back, either.  Hoo boy,  even if everyone somehow miraculously manages to stay healthy next year, it looks like the Twins will still be serious contenders for the worst offense in all of baseball. 

And that is precisely why the Twins should let Cuddyer walk and focus instead on adding depth.  Joe Benson and Ben Revere will probably get the chance to compete for starting jobs in spring training, but Revere looks to be a fourth outfielder at best and Benson could use a little more seasoning in AAA.  Cody Ross and Josh Willingham could make decent, cheap stopgaps, but really there are a lot of corner outfielders on the market who could fit that bill.  It might be worth it to take a flier on Grady Sizemore if the price is right, but the Twins have more than enough left-handed hitters as it is, and it appears his best years are behind him.

Furthermore, the Twins got putrid production out of their infield last season.  Drew Butera, Matt Tolbert, and Tsuyoshi Nishioka were three of the worst hitters in all of baseball:

image credit:  a straight steal from Fangraphs.com (click to embiggen)

Tolbert won't be with the team next year, and it sounds like the front office is shopping for another catcher.  The Twins will probably give Tsuyoshi Nishioka another chance to prove he isn't a waste of roster space, but it is extremely optimistic to expect the 28 year-old to provide even league-average production.  Alexi Casilla was surprisingly competent (91 OPS+), but he's been nothing but inconsistent throughout his career.  I would be surprised if the Twins actively pursue Jose Reyes, given his price tag and injury history, but he would be the ideal fit for a team with no long-term solution at short waiting in the minors.  And while I'm dreaming, I would like the Twins to sign Albert Pujols to play first base, you know, just in case Morneau isn't healthy ever again.  And Prince Fielder to DH.   Jimmy Rollins would also be a nice addition, but the front office will likely balk at handing out a multi-year deal to a 33 year-old shortstop.  Rafael Furcal is also an intriguing option, but he will probably draw a lot of interest since he won't be as pricey as Rollins or Reyes.  The Braves are reportedly open to dealing Martin Prado, but the Twins probably don't have the prospects to land him without significantly overpaying [edit: ditto for David Wright].

The Twins will be interesting to watch this offseason.  They have money to spend, but they also have a lot of holes to fill.  Bill Smith is not officially on the hot seat yet, but his body of work over the past four seasons has been largely unimpressive.  He has a chance to redeem himself with some smart moves, like he did in the 2009-2010 offseason when he picked up Jim Thome, Orlando Hudson, and J.J. Hardy on the cheap, and he cannot afford to squander it.

Same As It Ever Was

This would have been more appropriate when the Twins were officially eliminated from playoff contention, but I was busy.

This blog will be going on its semi-annual semi-hiatus, which is another way of saying that posting will be pretty infrequent around here until the semester ends.  I am now working almost full-time while going to school full time, and frankly I have neither the time nor the energy to try to put together coherent thoughts on a last-place baseball team.  The things I really want to address, like whether Bill Smith should be fired or if the Twins really need to rebuild, are best examined once the season is over.  I don't think the answer to either question is as obvious as it seems right now. 

I'll keep updating the 'Race to the Bottom' standings in the sidebar, and I hope to do a post about the Twins' options for the 2012 draft once the season is over.  For now, though, this is pretty much it.

No Perfecto For You

It is a little surprising that Zach Stewart nearly tossed a perfect game against the Twins.  Not so much because he is such a terrible pitcher (he's okay), nor because this is such a powerhouse of an offense; it's because this lineup likes to hack away at the plate.  The Twins swing away at 43.9% of all pitches, including 28.8% of those outside the strike zone, and they are very good at making contact at both pitches inside (89.0%) and outside the strike zone (70.8%).  Lineups that tend to make contact a lot are difficult to no-hit, since it is inevitable that at least some of the balls they put in play will fall in.  Of course, lineups like this are usually terrible at actual run production, since they don't have the plate discipline to wait for a good pitch to hit, or at least work a walk if they don't get one.